GEMUSE

Vegetable-shaped vibrators done with a straight face and genuine engineering: that is the Gemuse angle. The lineup runs through silicone cucumbers, carrots, eggplants, corn cobs, red peppers and bananas, each built as a multi-speed vibrator with either 9 or 10 vibration patterns. The Cutie series keeps things compact, while the full-size versions step up the scale. If you want function wrapped in a concept that doubles as a conversation piece, this is a range worth a closer look at Megasexshop.com.